"Three women in California are suing the caretaker of Koko, a female gorilla who has learnt sign language, because they were asked to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the gorilla.
The women allege they were helping to care for Koko when the gorilla, communicating in sign language with her keeper, Francine Patterson, repeatedly told them to remove clothing."
We're going to go out on a limb here at Fault-Co: I'm calling this one. I'm calling it bulldust.
Lay these three facts down:
* Koko the Gorilla scores 90+ on standardised IQ Tests. That's higher than a Tasmanian.
* With her celebrity status and keen intellect, Koko has no need to resort to such means.
* I'll be long gone & buried in the cold earth before anybody slanders this outstanding primate.
I say it's about time we all put a stop to this latter day phenomenom of frivolous lawsuits against our more fine, upstanding and accomplished citizens who are actually out there making a difference and putting a little hope into all our lives. We here at Fault-Co are right behind you, Koko - 100%.
I'll stay up on this one all night if I have to.
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ReplyDeleteTopical, concise, and straight to the point. I don't know how that ended up in the spam folder, and for that I apologise.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously know your way around a computer keyboard, so I'm just going to step back and let you have your moment.
We could all benefit from the wit of Drit.
Lolololol. Im gasping for breath other here dude
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