- We're all gonna die.
We had this figured out way back in 1983. We're not a prophet, we're just able to walk and chew Wrigley's Extra at the same time.
This is Australopithecine gene expression, as archaeological evidence amply suggests that the species often had to dangle from a tree branch with one hand whilst grooming himself with the other. Contrast this feat with your average homo-sapien of today, who couldn't organise a bang in the ass with a fistfull of fifties.
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Hi Mex, I've got a theory, it's wild enough for fault-co. You know that guy, Texas Arcane ?
ReplyDeleteWell I think you have a common ancestor.
His picture looks very similar, in fact without the hat I couldn't tell you apart.
Texas also used to be part of Mexico but that was before the Thal's invaded and used their rifles to shoot Australophicus from 200 metres away before Australophicus could get close enough to engage the Thal's.
As you noted here
http://fault-co.blogspot.com.au/2011/02/who-were-nephilim-part-37.html
"Australopithecus was the magic. No Australopithecus, no magic" the Australopithecus was a peaceful being who just wanted to pass out drunk by noon, I mean, ah, have a siesta, and suddenly he had to trade his precious alchohol suppies with the indians for some old muskets...
Australopithecus had no chance against the bloodthirsty invading Thal's who wanted everybody to do their cave art progects for them and conform to their facist fitness regime' at the gym.
When all Australopithecus resistance was crushed, about 15 minutes into the first skirmish, the Thal's came in and raped all the woman.
That's what really happened. Tex says it was the Thal's who got attacked at the Alamo, but that's because the truth is to shocking for him to bear, that modern man is the bastard off-spring of the worst gang rape in history.
Diego from Buenos Aries
Ditto all, Diego.
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for the Texan 'thals having magical boom sticks, we'd have surely gotten close enough to initiate an opposable-thumb-war, which we're rather adept at.
Having lost the war and forfeited one half of his red haired maidens, the 'thals would have lumbered back to a Buffalo Wild Wings bar in West Virginia and moped into a beer, "Damn it ain't right, Llewellyn."
In a parallel universe somewhere, Newt Gingrich is authoring a series of alternate history books on the subject as we speak.
I demand that you begin parodizing my blog.
ReplyDeleteSorry Koanic - your comment got caught by my Blogger spam filter all the way back in March, which I only just checked. I'd actually been thinking the same thing for quite a while.
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